Smarty Pants

Position: Jammer/ Blocker/ Pivot
Number: 4.0
Join Date: July 30
Height: 5'4.5"
Birth date: July 30th

Distinguishing Characteristics: Smart and Fast

Likes: my mom, spreading derby love, roller skating with her friends, riding bikes, little bicycles, travel, the lake

Dislikes: anyone who goes against the sisterhood of derby

Injuries Sustained: a few concussions, black eye, jacked back, sprained ankle, fractured hand (maybe it was broken),

Penalties/Feuds/Bad Behavior: Two lap duel, especially the one against the Puta Chingona, Pillow fights, especially the one against the Hell Cat Cheapskae and the Rhinestone Peachy... I have fueds with everyone, take a number. I never act badly.

Awards/Good Behavior: Velvetta Queen Award- the original, Best Jammer a few times, MVP, Best Couple... (Don't do Derby), Best Penility Face Off

Motto: Do Derby just Don't Do Derby

Derby heroes: The four She-e-os of course, Loca Gun Smoka... any of the original Puta Possie- Lunatic included, Cherry Chainsaw, Any other crazy ladies I ever skated with, founders of other derby leagues across the country, and if my mom skated her too.

Idols: Punky Bruiser, Axle Rosie, Venis Envy, Annie Afterparty, Cheap Skate, Smother Theresa

Favorite Opponent: Cheapskate, Lux, Chola, Rocky, Chingona, Dixie, Dirty

Favorite Derby Moment: so many more to come and way to many to remember..... I'll try... being asked by Rainy Daisy to be her Derby Big Sister, going to Australia to train derby, being nominated best blocker, winning 2008 and 2007 Cavello Cups back to back, being asked to skate on the Vagime Regime

Favorite Fan: My mom and sister, Rainy Daisy, Don of Don's Automotive, Axle Rosie

Derby Crush: Choas Furry of the Bellingham Roller Betties, Bonnie D. Stroier of the San Diego Derby Dolls, Kamikaza Kim of the Duke City Derby Girls

Outside Interests: I like to go outside

Hidden talent: If I told you it would not be hidden

Training: All the time I am training for derby

Equipment: One Pair of skates, a helmet, some knee pads, elbow pads, and some wrist guards, a skirt...

Why I skate: I skate becasuse I must and I will and I am able and for the future of derby